I’m Drunk on a Pedal Tavern

alt title: Bro Country for Bachelorettes

(I believe you already know the melody.)

We headed down to Music City for a par-tee

Me and 15 best friends gonna trash an Air B & B

Up and down Demonbreun until we get completely hammered

We’re drunk on a pedal tavern

 

I didn’t mention to the girls the wedding’s “postponed”

Need to figure out how many friends of mine that he’s boned

Oh well, pretty soon we’ll be so stoned it really won’t even matter

We’re drunk on a pedal tavern.

 

Pedaling down Lower Broad

Feeling kinda like a fraud

Got this pedal tavern spinning like a tilt-a-whirl

Knocking back those Purple Hooters

Getting cursed out by commuters

Flipping off potential suitors

Squirt some whipped cream in these shooters!

I can’t recall why we came here

Can we just stop for souvenirs?

My blackouts nights are becoming a pattern

They don’t know why I’m drunk on a pedal tavern.

 

The maid of honor’s now the evening’s entertainment

Lost her hot chicken lunch onto the pavement

My cowboy boots are getting stained with miscellaneous splatter

We’re drunk on a pedal tavern

 

Pedaling on Lower Broad

Feeling kinda like a fraud

Got this pedal tavern spinning like a tilt-a-whirl

Knocking back those Purple Hooters

Getting cursed out by commuters

Flipping off potential suitors

Squirt some whipped cream in these shooters!

I can’t recall why we came here

Can we just stop for souvenirs?

My blackouts nights are becoming a pattern

They don’t know why I’m drunk on a pedal tavern

 

Next week I’ll throw these matching t-shirts in the trash can

Maybe get a little something-something with the best man

Unless you’ve been here you can’t judge, don’t EVEN call me a slattern

I’m drunk on a pedal tavern

 

Pedaling on Lower Broad

Feeling kinda like a fraud

Got this pedal tavern spinning like a tilt-a-whirl

Knocking back those Purple Hooters

Getting cursed out by commuters

Flipping off potential suitors

Squirt some whipped cream in these shooters!

I can’t recall why we came here

Can we just stop for souvenirs?

My blackouts nights are becoming a pattern

They don’t know why I’m drunk on a pedal tavern

 

Drunk on a pedal tavern

I’m high as the moon

And rings of Saturn

I think I’ll move here soon

I’m drunk on a pedal tavern