So far, my scheme for the monetary exploitation of Otis has been a complete failure.
She’s got fans on the Interwebs, there’s no arguing that. But her popularity thus far has not been…to use the going term…monetizable.
That’s all about to change.
A few ideas:
Ad for diet pills
Ad for sleep aids
Ad for Mac
Real estate listing
Previous attempt: Otis as living fur garment
Previous attempt: Otis’s halting path to moviestardom
The Greenery 
Looks like we are not the first Kim, never mind eh, there mat still be a future for Otis.
Day late. Dollar short.