So far, my scheme for the monetary exploitation of Otis has been a complete failure.

She’s got fans on the Interwebs, there’s no arguing that. But her popularity thus far has not been…to use the going term…monetizable.

That’s all about to change.

A few ideas:

Ad for diet pills

Ad for sleep aids

Ad for Mac

Real estate listing

Previous attempt: Otis as living fur garment

Previous attempt: Otis’s halting path to moviestardom